Infinite Loop

And the status msg is 'going to the loo'.

Ambition

Premise: You have an ambition.

Fill in the blanks :)

I’m still going with traffic jams.

What NOT to send to your valentine

Don't make me choose!

iPad

I did NOT see that coming

Er, except it can’t make calls. Or take photos. Smooth!

Mosquito problem

They're touching me! They want me!

Range of thoughts

Yes, I'm at gunpoint

Calculate volume

solve to get one free pizza

To-do list

ever heard of re-recursion?

Best Friends

And 'B' for girls is always BFF !

Happiness Quotient

It's not me, it's the world that has made me this way.