No

No No No NO !

Maintenance

If you squint and look, can you see the sleeping old lady's face, sideways.

My Precious

Money != cash

Unfair

And then there are Mondays !

Red Eye

er

Debate

when will the madness end?

Mood swings

B > C == true;

Robot hugs

Robots hug other robots, when no one is looking.

Dates

or exchanging STDs

Self Cannibalism

Have you ever wondered how your brain tastes when it dissolves?

Also see, Self Suicide.